Overview and Cast

We are a homebrew D&D campaign set in the world of Telduria (Map credit: Maxime Plasse at http://www.maxmaps.com) that consists of a rotating cast of players and DMs with an aptitude for rolling poorly. 

This NSFW podcast also features some ridiculous table banter, punishing critical failures, immersive-yet-questionable roleplaying, and an ever-evolving, completely improvised story. 

Tune in and join the cast at their table every Monday as they embark on an epic journey of fame, fortune and failure.

Cast of Characters:

Francesco - Host/DM and player of Felix Fizzlebottom: gnome scientist and  warlock extraordinaire with a dark secret but pleasant demeanor. 

Dave - Co-Host/DM and player of Zero: the one and only Warforged in the realm and ranged fighting specialist. Some assembly required.

James - Hobblet "The Smasher": the crude, crass and often unlucky Dwarven War Cleric with a heart of gold tucked behind his gruff exterior.

Michael - Kwin Southwind: our lovable, intelligent and practical half-elf bard wielding both sharp tongue and his father's precious dagger.

Joe - Ezra Wynefeldt: the druish wood-elf Monk with a penchant for alcohol and punching things many times.

Zach - Perodill Linkinwoods: the gnome blacksmith-turned-Fighter who happened upon the Hapless Heroes by chance. Whether that was to his benefit or detriment remains to be seen.

Massimo - Flarion the Barbarion: special guest for the Zero side arc, this thuggish Goliath isn't shy with his axes nor his javelins.

John - Hondo the Merciless and Jha'rell the Light: the newest addition to the cast, John plays Hondo, a ruthless mercenary, in our Full Play special and joined the main party with the questionably righteous Jha'rell.