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Immerse yourself in the captivating world of the Hapless Heroes Podcast, where hilarity and adventure collide! In our actual play Dungeons & Dragons podcast, we feature a rotating cast of Dungeon Masters and players, exploring homebrewed settings and custom-crafted worlds. With a unique blend of improvised storytelling, engaging roleplaying, and uproarious banter both in and out of character, our hapless heroes will take you on unforgettable journeys. Hapless Heroes Podcast is perfect for D&D veterans and newcomers alike! So, gather your dice and friends, and embark on thrilling adventures through fantastic lands, battling fearsome adversaries, and sharing moments of laughter in settings that push the limits of imagination!
Episodes
Monday Oct 03, 2016
Episode 00 - An Introduction to the Campaign and Cast
Monday Oct 03, 2016
Monday Oct 03, 2016
Introducing our cast of characters as well as the setting for our custom campaign world.
Monday Oct 03, 2016
Episode 01 - Heroes for Hire
Monday Oct 03, 2016
Monday Oct 03, 2016
On this very first episode of Hapless Heroes: A Dungeons and Dragons Campaign, the party searches for work to make a name for themselves and to join the ranks of the famous Crucible Runners guild. They make their way to the city of Arylon and decide to take a job posting for a child in need of assistance...
Monday Oct 10, 2016
Episode 02 - A Lost Modron
Monday Oct 10, 2016
Monday Oct 10, 2016
On this week's episode of Hapless Heroes, our ragtag group of adventurers must lick their wounds and make way to Tobbi's family farm to meet with his mysterious friend while trying to convince Tobbi's father that they are simply hired hands to help with some work around the farm. Will they be able to successfully complete this work in time to meet Tobbi's friend in need? Let's find out!
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Episode 03 - Devilish Dealings
Monday Oct 17, 2016
Monday Oct 17, 2016
On this next installment of Hapless Heroes, our heroes have been tasked with procuring some reagents to assist Tobbi's curious friend in his quest to leave this realm before those who are searching for him arrive to undoubtedly destroy him and those who stand in their way. In the process, they meet and induct a new member into their ranks! Can the gang collect what they need in time? Or will they experience utter, crushing defeat? Let's find out!
Monday Oct 24, 2016
Episode 04 - Homeward Bound (Part 1)
Monday Oct 24, 2016
Monday Oct 24, 2016
In this week's installment of Hapless Heroes, the gang has managed to collect what was required for 31^2 to open a planar gate to flee from his pursuers and are ready to help him return home. They are instructed to travel to the dark and dangerous Bramblewood to find the exact structure that houses this hidden gate to another realm. Unable to rest and running out of time, our brave heroes must use their limited remaining resources to finish this job and collect their well-deserved reward!
Monday Oct 31, 2016
Episode 05 - Homeward Bound (Part 2)
Monday Oct 31, 2016
Monday Oct 31, 2016
Happy Halloween everyone! On this special episode, the gang picks up where they left off trying to help 31^2 get away from the army of modrons trying to track him down. They are battered, bruised and exhausted. What will they discover on the 2nd level of the ziggurat? Will they be able to open the portal when the time comes and finally help 31^2 escape from his pursuers? Find out right now!
Monday Nov 07, 2016
Episode 06 - A Moral Dilemma
Monday Nov 07, 2016
Monday Nov 07, 2016
On this episode of Hapless Heroes, Dave takes the reins as our host and DM while our party of adventurers works out how to inform Tobbi's parents of the events that transpired in the Bramblehills. They quickly realize they are in quite the pickle! Will our heroes be able to explain their way out of this? Or will the consequences of their situation prove to be too much to handle? Find out right now!
Monday Nov 14, 2016
Episode 07 - Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Gold Pieces
Monday Nov 14, 2016
Monday Nov 14, 2016
On this thrilling episode of Hapless Heroes, the gang must face the consequences of their past actions and find themselves thrust into the service of the City Guard of Arylon. Unable to wriggle free of their criminal charges, our heroes must comply with the wishes of the guard captain or else...
Monday Nov 21, 2016
Episode 08 - Trojan Gnomes
Monday Nov 21, 2016
Monday Nov 21, 2016
On this episode of Hapless Heroes, the party continues their trek to rescue a man named Aerion Black from a mercenary by the name of Morden Kragar. Felix may have a plan to get them in to the ruin Morden and his mercenaries are staged in, but will it hold up until they can find their man?
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Nov 28, 2016
Side Arc 01 - The Hapless (Anti)Heroes - Part 1
Monday Nov 28, 2016
Monday Nov 28, 2016
On this extra special episode series of the Hapless Heroes podcast, we delve into what happened to Zero when he disappeared during the main party's bout of combat in the ruined Ziggurat. While Ezra (Joe) is away from our table dealing with IRL responsiblities (because, let's be honest, it happens to the best of us), we decided to use this time to explore one of our characters a bit deeper and introduce a brand new cast of rather unscrupulous characters.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Dec 05, 2016
Episode 09 - Long Live Aerion Black
Monday Dec 05, 2016
Monday Dec 05, 2016
On this episode of Hapless Heroes, Ezra (Joe) returns to the table after a short break and we dive back into the party's quest to rescue Aerion Black from captivity at the behest of the Arylon city guard. On their way further into the facility, however, our heroes meet a rather mysterious individual who's aims may align with theirs, if only for the time being.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Dec 12, 2016
Episode 10 - Making an Entrance
Monday Dec 12, 2016
Monday Dec 12, 2016
On our 10th episode of Hapless Heroes, the party strikes a deal with their new mysterious ally to dispatch Morden Kragar in exchange for his assistance in passing himself off as the real and recently deceased Aerion Black. In doing so, our boys make quite the epic entrance but will their heroics be enough to down the Big Bad Evil Guy? Let's find out!
As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Dec 19, 2016
Episode 11 - Don’t Talk to the Cops
Monday Dec 19, 2016
Monday Dec 19, 2016
On this episode of the Hapless Heroes, the gang figures out what to do with the information they came into possession of after raiding the late Mr. Kragar's office. Felix gets a 'bright idea' and the party figures out a better way to hold their team meetings.
Also, this week we decided to change up our intro format to offer a sillier disclaimer as well as a sound byte of the episode to come. Let us know if you like the switch!
As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Dec 26, 2016
Side Arc 01 - The Hapless (Anti)Heroes - Part 2
Monday Dec 26, 2016
Monday Dec 26, 2016
Continuing on our exploration of Zero's extraplanar adventure, our (anti)heroes press on their long journey to the scorched lands of the mountain range of Dun Boradin, the home of the Obsidian Forge. On their way, the party encounters some unwanted visitors during their night's rest...
As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jan 02, 2017
Side Arc 01 - The Hapless (Anti)Heroes - Part 3
Monday Jan 02, 2017
Monday Jan 02, 2017
In this next installment of the Hapless (Anti)Heroes, the party finds their way into the volcano where the Obsidian Forge is located. They meet a curious Duergar by the name of Dirk Cragborn and finally confront the terrible Ivan von Hammerstein.
As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jan 09, 2017
Side Arc 01 - The Hapless (Anti)Heroes - Part 4
Monday Jan 09, 2017
Monday Jan 09, 2017
In our finale of Zero's trip through time and space to complete a favor owed to Razi, we find out the Spike's fate as well as see if our (anti)heroes are able to keep the forge from being destroyed. Also, Zero himself is presented with a conundrum that may explain his sudden change of disposition upon returning to the world of Telduria...
Thank you all so much for listening! This will conclude our first side arc as well as mark the beginning of a short 1-2 week release break (as mentioned at the end of the episode) while Francesco is away on his honeymoon! Stay tuned for updates on Twitter if you're following along with our episodes in real-time to keep up to date on when we will be picking up where we left off.
And as always, you can find us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jan 30, 2017
Episode 12 - Burn After Reading
Monday Jan 30, 2017
Monday Jan 30, 2017
We're back from our break! In this episode, Francesco resumes his DM duties for our main story and the party decides what to do about the Baron of Riverford. Our heroes travel to Riverford and try to figure out how to arrange a meeting with the Baron while simultaneously trying to subdue Hobblet's attempts to instigate a fight.
As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! Finally, if you would like to donate to us to help feed these hungry nerds and keep our equipment up to date, you can visit our patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/haplessheroes. We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Feb 06, 2017
Episode 13 - The Nighthawk Cometh
Monday Feb 06, 2017
Monday Feb 06, 2017
This week, the gang meets with Baron DiRavencaz of Riverford and are offered a counter-proposition to the bounty on his head. It's now up to them to find the Nighthawk and continue to untangle the web of players in this royal murder mystery extravaganza in order to come to a decision on what side they ultimately need to take. They will quickly find that the further they dig, the more complex this mystery becomes...
As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! Finally, if you would like to donate to us to help feed these hungry nerds and keep our equipment up to date, you can visit our patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/haplessheroes. We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Feb 13, 2017
Full Play Special - A Mysterious Invitation
Monday Feb 13, 2017
Monday Feb 13, 2017
In our very first Full Play special, we decided to roll up new level 4 characters to set up some events happening elsewhere in Telduria while we were short a few cast members for this session. Our dear friend John joins us on an adventure filled with mystery, intrigue and a whole lot of messed up stuff.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Also, we would like to credit the artist of the public domain track used for the casino scene, Big Sandy and His Fly Rite Boys!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Feb 20, 2017
Episode 14 - Hatching a Plan
Monday Feb 20, 2017
Monday Feb 20, 2017
Tonight, the gang faces the Nighthawk and decides on a side to take in the ever-complex power struggle occurring in the Kingdom of Vesh. Ezra sneaks away while Kwin and Perodill perform a reconnaisannce mission to find a way past the Baron's guards to confront him.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Also, we would like to credit the artist of the Creative Commons track used for the 'convenience store' music:
Artist: Kevin Macleod
Song: Local Forecast - Elevator Music
Licence: The song is permitted for commercial use under license "Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0)"
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Feb 27, 2017
Episode 15 - Solid Snake, Eat Your Heart Out
Monday Feb 27, 2017
Monday Feb 27, 2017
Today, the gang goes on a stealth mission to infiltrate the Baron's mansion keep armed with their newly crafted tranquilizer poison and some magical invisibility thanks to Kwin. Will they successfully navigate their way to the Baron for a final confrontation? Can Hobblet keep his mouth shut long enough for the plan to work? Find out right now!
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Mar 06, 2017
Episode 16 - The Final Showdown™
Monday Mar 06, 2017
Monday Mar 06, 2017
In this thrilling episode, our heroes continue to fight to confront the Baron. Will he finally meet his end? Will our heroes get any closer to the truth?
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Mar 13, 2017
Episode 17 - Roll ’1’ For Victory
Monday Mar 13, 2017
Monday Mar 13, 2017
As we conclude the Baron story arc, our gang makes a frantic and rather miraculous escape from the Baron's keep while his guards actively search for them. After barely making it out of the city alive, our party meets with Kip and is granted an audience with Queen Dara Vesh herself.
We'd like to extend our gratitude to Katie, who agreed on short notice to play the voice and character of the Queen and slayed it! And as always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Mar 20, 2017
Episode 18 - On the Road Again
Monday Mar 20, 2017
Monday Mar 20, 2017
A new day, a new story to embark on! Kwin finally reveals to the audience the letter he was given by Mr. Black and the gang sets off to Highrock to make some extra coin and to look into embarking on a sea voyage to Tarantis to perform the jewel heist contract they received many episodes ago! RP heavy episode this time around as we prepare to embark on the next leg of the Hapless Heroes quest for fame and fortune...
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Mar 27, 2017
Episode 19 - Overstaying Our Welcome
Monday Mar 27, 2017
Monday Mar 27, 2017
The gang follows up on their new runner contract and promptly makes a mess of things. Felix has a mental breakdown and the the rest of the party step in to get themselves out of a sticky situation in town...
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Apr 03, 2017
Episode 20 - All Aboard the Maiden’s Bosom!
Monday Apr 03, 2017
Monday Apr 03, 2017
The gang gets their sea legs aboard Captain Stanky von Raitlinbeef II's infamous ship, The Maiden's Bosom and make their way westward. An encounter interrupts their peaceful voyage and they must spring into action!
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Apr 10, 2017
Episode 21 - Terra Firma
Monday Apr 10, 2017
Monday Apr 10, 2017
The gang makes it to port at the Grey Citadel and orders repairs on their brand new ship. They learn this will take some time so they decide to take a super awesome train from the Grey Citadel to Tarantis to ponder their next moves on the jewel heist contract.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Apr 17, 2017
Episode 22 - Grand Theft Uh Oh
Monday Apr 17, 2017
Monday Apr 17, 2017
Our illustrious heroes begin the planning for their grand jewel heist in Tarantis. With all of the pieces in place, they are ready to execute one of their most complex plans to date!
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Apr 24, 2017
Episode 23 - The Jewel of Denial or.... The Nope Diamond
Monday Apr 24, 2017
Monday Apr 24, 2017
The gang attempts to execute their plan to steal a very valuable jewel. Will their ruse hold up or will Hobblet completely botch the whole operation? Find out right now!
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday May 01, 2017
Episode 24 - ”Sorry.”
Monday May 01, 2017
Monday May 01, 2017
Today, our heroes reunite with Ezra and forumulate a plan to deliver the Black Diamond of Garthax to Highwater House in Highrock. Kwin makes some new "fans" along the way and Zero returns to the party. The delivery of the jewel takes an unforseen turn and the gang needs to figure out their next move...
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday May 08, 2017
Episode 25 - Meet the Smashers
Monday May 08, 2017
Monday May 08, 2017
The party picks up a new contract and along the way gets to meet Hobblet's family. We also get musical up in this b***h...you're welcome.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday May 22, 2017
Full Play Special - Act 2 - In Too Deep
Monday May 22, 2017
Monday May 22, 2017
Continuing off of our first Full Play special, we dive back into the shady goings-on in the city of Tarantis. Our party finds themselves moving deeper and deeper into a seedy plot that has put them in incredible danger. What mysteries will they unravel this time?
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday May 29, 2017
Episode 26 - The Sinister Sanctuary - Part 1
Monday May 29, 2017
Monday May 29, 2017
Putting the "Dungeons" back into Dungeons and Dragons, the gang begins their delve into the undead infested mine underneath The Grey Citadel where they discover some seriously freaky stuff.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jun 05, 2017
Episode 27 - The Sinister Sanctuary - Part 2
Monday Jun 05, 2017
Monday Jun 05, 2017
The gang continues their delve into the unearthed catacombs beneath the Grey Citadel. Along the way, they make a rather grim discovery...
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jun 12, 2017
Hapless Recap: ”It’s My Party and I’ll Scry if I Want To”
Monday Jun 12, 2017
Monday Jun 12, 2017
For those of you who have been with us along the way or for those just joining the show, we offer you a recap in the style of...A call in...completely improvised radio show?
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Credits and Legal Stuff:
Opening theme to The Telduria Scry was downloaded from: http://www.freesfx.co.uk
The hang up tone you heard was recorded by morgantj on http://freesound.org and is licensed under a Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) Creative Commons license.
The Headlines intro was recorded by Maximilien under a Attribution 3.0 (CC BY 3.0) Creative Commons license.
Monday Jun 19, 2017
Episode 27.5 - The Hapless...Interns?
Monday Jun 19, 2017
Monday Jun 19, 2017
This week we have another little special episode for you since Mike was not with us due to a death in the family. We introduce the Hapless Interns! Let's see what kind of ridiculous crap our guys can come up with this time in another fully improvised session.
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jun 26, 2017
Episode 28 - The Sinister Sanctuary - Part 3
Monday Jun 26, 2017
Monday Jun 26, 2017
The main story arc resumes today as our heroes begin face-to-face with the evil necromancer dwelling in the dungeon below the Grey Citadel. Not only must our party defeat him, but they also still need to find a means to close the portal to the terrifyingly dangerous Crucible Lands that lie outside the ruined city of Ool.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jul 03, 2017
Episode 29 - The Sinister Sanctuary - Part 4
Monday Jul 03, 2017
Monday Jul 03, 2017
Wrapping up this four-part dungeon delve, our party mus find a way to close the portal to the Crucible Lands and escape the aftermath. If they survive, they need to figure out where to go next!
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jul 10, 2017
Episode 30 - Your Quest is My Quest
Monday Jul 10, 2017
Monday Jul 10, 2017
Today our heroes regroup and process all of the information they gathered after closing the portal beneath the Grey Citadel. The gang decides to bring this to the Queen of Arylon and gains a new member to assist them in the epic quest they are about to embark upon.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jul 17, 2017
Episode 31 - Sir Shipsalot Sails South
Monday Jul 17, 2017
Monday Jul 17, 2017
Today our heroes claim their newly repaired ship and set sail for Tamash Ahir south across the Sea of Woe. They round up a crew and begin their search for the first scrying object located somewhere in the desert city.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jul 24, 2017
Episode 32 - It’s Shawarmagical!
Monday Jul 24, 2017
Monday Jul 24, 2017
Today, the party temporarily splits (SCANDALOUS!) to track down the source of the scrying magic they discovered not long ago. Along the way they meet some rather unique individuals....
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Aug 07, 2017
Episode 33 - The Jerks From Lab 25
Monday Aug 07, 2017
Monday Aug 07, 2017
While Kwin and Hobblet are still off searching together, the rest of the gang pays the Omega Project a visit again to requisition a new toy to help in their search for the location of the scrying object.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! We also thank YOU, the audience, for your patience for waiting an extra week for this episode. We love all of you. <3
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Aug 21, 2017
Episode 34 - Justice for the Just
Monday Aug 21, 2017
Monday Aug 21, 2017
Kwin returns and the gang sets off to figure out the wherabouts of both Hobblet and the scrying gem. During their search, tragedy strikes and the party finds themselves - once again - on the wrong side of the law.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! We also thank YOU, the audience, for your patience for waiting an extra week for this episode. We love all of you. <3
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Sep 04, 2017
Episode 35 - Feelings, Findings and Flatulence
Monday Sep 04, 2017
Monday Sep 04, 2017
The gang deepens their investigation into the murder of Joseph the Just in order to prove their innocence and hilarity ensues every step of the way.
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Monday Sep 18, 2017
Episode 36 - FOR SCIENCE!
Monday Sep 18, 2017
Monday Sep 18, 2017
Mike hops in as DM for this episode and the next as the gang splits up and further unravels the mystery surrounding Just Joseph's murder and the scrying artifact here in Tamash Ahir. Zero joins the fray with the help of the Project.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! We also thank YOU, the audience, for your patience for waiting an extra week for this episode. We love all of you. <3
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Monday Oct 02, 2017
Episode 37 - Lying for the Greater Good
Monday Oct 02, 2017
Monday Oct 02, 2017
This week, Mike continues his two-part DM sesh and the party unravels the mysteries of Just Joseph's murder even further. Jha'rell risks breaking his oath while trying to aid the party.
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Monday Oct 09, 2017
Episode 38 - Hobblet Returns!
Monday Oct 09, 2017
Monday Oct 09, 2017
James returns from paternity leave! Fran steps in to DM while our crass but lovable dwarf, Hobblet the Smasher, peices together the events of the last few days as he seems to now finds himself at the end of a long dwarven bender, half-naked and hungover.
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Monday Oct 16, 2017
Episode 39 - Going Full Tarantino
Monday Oct 16, 2017
Monday Oct 16, 2017
Hobblet, Perodill and Jha'rell's retainers get violent with an evil lord's henchmen to save some children and find Hobblet's friend Maven. However, our storylines converge and the gang finds themselves in yet another sticky situation...
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Monday Oct 23, 2017
Episode 40 - Secrets and Sewage
Monday Oct 23, 2017
Monday Oct 23, 2017
The gang confronts Zahir and a fight breaks out. Felix also reveals a secret he has been keeping for a very long time.
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Monday Oct 30, 2017
Episode 41 - I’ll Show YOU True Horror!
Monday Oct 30, 2017
Monday Oct 30, 2017
In this spooooky episode, the gang cleans themselves up from their last encounter and attempts to track down the missing Zahir. What they end up finding might be much more than they bargained for...
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