Hapless Heroes
A D&D 5th edition podcast featuring rotating DMs, homebrewed campaigns, and some rather unlucky players. New episodes released weekly!
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Monday Mar 13, 2017
Monday Mar 13, 2017
As we conclude the Baron story arc, our gang makes a frantic and rather miraculous escape from the Baron's keep while his guards actively search for them. After barely making it out of the city alive, our party meets with Kip and is granted an audience with Queen Dara Vesh herself.
We'd like to extend our gratitude to Katie, who agreed on short notice to play the voice and character of the Queen and slayed it! And as always, big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Mar 06, 2017
Monday Mar 06, 2017
In this thrilling episode, our heroes continue to fight to confront the Baron. Will he finally meet his end? Will our heroes get any closer to the truth?
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes or the podcast service of your choice! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Feb 27, 2017
Monday Feb 27, 2017
Today, the gang goes on a stealth mission to infiltrate the Baron's mansion keep armed with their newly crafted tranquilizer poison and some magical invisibility thanks to Kwin. Will they successfully navigate their way to the Baron for a final confrontation? Can Hobblet keep his mouth shut long enough for the plan to work? Find out right now!
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Feb 20, 2017
Monday Feb 20, 2017
Tonight, the gang faces the Nighthawk and decides on a side to take in the ever-complex power struggle occurring in the Kingdom of Vesh. Ezra sneaks away while Kwin and Perodill perform a reconnaisannce mission to find a way past the Baron's guards to confront him.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Also, we would like to credit the artist of the Creative Commons track used for the 'convenience store' music:
Artist: Kevin Macleod
Song: Local Forecast - Elevator Music
Licence: The song is permitted for commercial use under license "Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0)"
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Feb 13, 2017
Monday Feb 13, 2017
In our very first Full Play special, we decided to roll up new level 4 characters to set up some events happening elsewhere in Telduria while we were short a few cast members for this session. Our dear friend John joins us on an adventure filled with mystery, intrigue and a whole lot of messed up stuff.
Big thanks to Tim @ tabletopaudio.com and the folks at Battlebards for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and every episode beyond! Also, we would like to credit the artist of the public domain track used for the casino scene, Big Sandy and His Fly Rite Boys!
Thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Feb 06, 2017
Monday Feb 06, 2017
This week, the gang meets with Baron DiRavencaz of Riverford and are offered a counter-proposition to the bounty on his head. It's now up to them to find the Nighthawk and continue to untangle the web of players in this royal murder mystery extravaganza in order to come to a decision on what side they ultimately need to take. They will quickly find that the further they dig, the more complex this mystery becomes...
As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! Finally, if you would like to donate to us to help feed these hungry nerds and keep our equipment up to date, you can visit our patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/haplessheroes. We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jan 30, 2017
Monday Jan 30, 2017
We're back from our break! In this episode, Francesco resumes his DM duties for our main story and the party decides what to do about the Baron of Riverford. Our heroes travel to Riverford and try to figure out how to arrange a meeting with the Baron while simultaneously trying to subdue Hobblet's attempts to instigate a fight.
As always, thank you all for listening! Write us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! Finally, if you would like to donate to us to help feed these hungry nerds and keep our equipment up to date, you can visit our patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/haplessheroes. We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.
Monday Jan 09, 2017
Monday Jan 09, 2017
In our finale of Zero's trip through time and space to complete a favor owed to Razi, we find out the Spike's fate as well as see if our (anti)heroes are able to keep the forge from being destroyed. Also, Zero himself is presented with a conundrum that may explain his sudden change of disposition upon returning to the world of Telduria...
Thank you all so much for listening! This will conclude our first side arc as well as mark the beginning of a short 1-2 week release break (as mentioned at the end of the episode) while Francesco is away on his honeymoon! Stay tuned for updates on Twitter if you're following along with our episodes in real-time to keep up to date on when we will be picking up where we left off.
And as always, you can find us on Twitter @HaplessHeroes or drop us an e-mail at haplessheroes@gmail.com. You can also leave us a rating or review on iTunes! We look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your comments and feedback.